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Well at least the Mariners are well-armed
I'm reluctant to point out the consistency with which Seattle is churning out quality starting pitchers, but only because I don't want to jinx it.
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Danny O'Neil
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We're talking about a practice (facility)?
How silly is that. Not a game. Not a game. We're in here talking about the wall art the new Seahawks coach removed in the team's practice facility.
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Mitch Unfiltered 283 P
We're talking about the practice facility, the idiot who was almost a Husky hoops player and whethere O.J. Simpson was the first person to be canceled.
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Danny O'Neil
33:10
How the Seahawks set the current QB trend
The path that Seattle followed to its first Super Bowl title has sparked a fundamental change in the way teams value quarterbacks in the draft.
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Danny O'Neil
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Starting to see a trend
If the Mariners don't get an extraordinary outing from their starter, they haven't been winning many (or more accurately any) games this season.
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Danny O'Neil
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The (unsustainable) secret to Mariner success
Seattle is undefeated when its starting pitcher limits the opponent to one run or fewer, which is great. It's 1-7 in all other games, which is not.
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Danny O'Neil
Mitch Unfiltered: 282 P
I broke yet another to promise to Mitch Levy, but this time it wasn't my fault. I swear. It's because J.P. Crawford walked in the 10th inning of…
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Danny O'Neil
33:16
Price is right for Geno Smith
I'm not sure if Seattle's quarterback is better than Kirk Cousins, but I do believe the Seahawks are much better off with him than the Falcons are with…
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Danny O'Neil
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Let us never speak of this again
The Mariners scored two runs in the final 23 innings of a teeth-gnashingly frustrating three-game series against Cleveland.
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Danny O'Neil
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Mitch Unfiltered, Episode 281.5 P
It's early, but I still scream and holler a lot about the Mariners, their offensive difficulties and then I stake what's left of my reputation to J.P…
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Danny O'Neil
34:52
There are no villains in sports writing
The moment a writer starts outfitting someone with a black hat, they're leaving themselves open to bias and rank homerism.
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Danny O'Neil
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Mariners manage to keep the glass half full
Three up, three down: Mariners (somehow) split the opening series with Boston despite having two extra-base hits over the final three games.
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