Lifestyles of the Rich & Obnoxious

Russell Wilson's real-estate transactions are the latest example of him being an attention hound, only now, I don't have to shrug that off as the tradeoff for having such a great player.

This newsletter includes a big fat hairy but that you can see coming from a mile away.

This is not to be confused with big fait hairy butts, however. Because that would be ridiculous. There is no butt big enough to be seen from a mile away no matter how fat, how hairy it might be.

Before we get there, though, I want to start with a disclaimer. I generally…