The Dang Apostrophe

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Aaron Rodgers and The Hill of Austerity

Aaron Rodgers and The Hill of Austerity

He may be gone from Green Bay, but that doesn't mean he can't double back to leave skid marks on the lawn of the Packers GM in a glorious display of petty.

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Jun 01, 2023
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“Did Brian text me more than I texted him? Yeah, but did I ghost him? No.”

—  Aaron Rodgers to The Athletic

It is – quite simply – the most glorious breakup quote I’ve ever read from a professional athlete. The fact that it arrived as we reach the end stage of the slowest-moving breakup I’ve seen in professional sports only heightens the impact, and I’ll admit that this Rodgers guy is starting to grow on me.

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