The Dang Apostrophe

The Dang Apostrophe

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The Dang Apostrophe
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Biting into a big fat nothing-burger

Biting into a big fat nothing-burger

We need to talk about why you shouldn't read too much into a recent report about D.K. Metcalf's availability before I take my best guess at what's going to happen.

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Danny O'Neil
Apr 04, 2022
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Thou shalt not seriously consider NFL news that can not be disproven.

This is my first commandment when it comes to appraising the significance of a report on potential personnel moves in the NFL.

For me to take a report seriously, one of two things must be present:

  1. There must be a specific, identifiable source. This source does not have to be named per se, but must clearly be an individual person who actually walks the earth;

or

2) The reporter must be risking at least a little bit of their own reputation whether it’s by making a prediction or stating an expectation.

I’m establishing this to show you why I am utterly indifferent to the report from ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler regarding D.K. Metcalf being available “for the right price.”

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