From Betwixt The Cheeks

A new exercise in which I see how long it takes to catch Colin Cowherd in a flat-out lie.

At some point on Monday night, in my various scrollings of the Web site formerly known as Twitter, I came across a video of “Colin Cowherd | STUNNED Geno Smith INT, sacked 4 times …”

And of course I clicked. I’m not made of stone, and I was curious about how Colin has repositioned himself with regard to the Seahawks after his sheer lunacy in the wake of Russell Wilson’s departure. And I almost made it 30 seconds into the video before Cowherd began pulling (stuff) out of his (hindparts) as “proof” of his contention that once Jim Harbaugh got himself a quarterback as head coach, he started crushing opponents.

“Remember how dominant Seattle looked? And here came Harbaugh with Kaepernick and remember Seattle wasn't quite as dominant."

— Colin Cowherd, Nov. 6, 2023

Uhhhh, that’s not how that went, bud. At all.