Kalen DeBoer must think I'm stupid

I'm not angry at Washington's coach for leaving. I am, however, furious he's pretending the opportunity at Alabama materialized out of thin air.

I don’t mind having my leg peed on, at least not in a metaphorical sense.

I do, however, draw the line at being told that it’s rain.

This is why I was moved to angry puffs of indignance while reading the ESPN.com story on how it was that Kalen DeBoer came to replace Nick Saban at Alabama. More specifically, I found DeBoer’s statement that the possibility was “never even on my radar” prior to Saban stepping down to reek of bullshit. Absolute, utter bullshit.