The softest spoken morning update has a fiery chaser today. That would be my appearance on Mitch Unfiltered this week when I volunteered to take the stand in testify in my own defense after I was prosecuted for my failure to mention my role on the podcast during an unrelated interview.
The Dang Apostrophe
On the final day of Danny O'Neil's freshman year in high school, his height was recorded as 4 feet, 11 and one-half inches by the mean woman in charge of his P.E. class. He has never gotten over it. Well, that and a whole bunch of other things he rants about on a regular basis. So why don't you make like the apostrophe in his last name, and come hang out.
On the final day of Danny O'Neil's freshman year in high school, his height was recorded as 4 feet, 11 and one-half inches by the mean woman in charge of his P.E. class. He has never gotten over it. Well, that and a whole bunch of other things he rants about on a regular basis. So why don't you make like the apostrophe in his last name, and come hang out.Listen on
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