The Dang Apostrophe

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You can't fix stupid

You can't fix stupid

I know officiating is an incredibly difficult job, but what happened Monday night in Anaheim is a reason of why it can be difficult for me to work up much sympathy for the men in blue.

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Aug 16, 2022
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Officiating is an exceptionally hard job. Unbelievably difficult.

And I readily admit that there’s a great deal of unfair, unwarranted hostility that is endured by those men who’ve chosen to make a living by enforce an arbitrary and ever-changing set of rules that govern professional sports in our country. Furthermore, while I believe I’ve become a more mature human being in my 40s, I’ll admit that I continue to contribute to that sum total of unfair and unwarranted hostility. But what happened on Monday night in Anaheim is a reason that I don’t feel as guilty as I should when I remark upon the remarkable tendency of absolute morons to congregate to the profession of umpiring.

In case you missed it, Julio Rodriguez lined an 0-2 pitch from Shohei Ohtani down the right-field line in the third inning. Rodriguez circled the bases. Then, the umpires got together — which always makes me nervous — and decided it was a foul ball. The play was then reviewed.

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Julio Rodríguez hit a ball down the right-field line that was originally ruled fair and he ran the bases for a homer. But then the umps convened and said it was foul. And now it's being reviewed.
2:25 AM ∙ Aug 16, 2022
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