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DK's bathroom break reminded me of a long ago joke among my handful of high school peers; upon the breaker's return, we'd ask "Everything come out OK?" Yes it's juvenile--as are most poop jokes--but so were we.

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I just wish somebody in the post-game presser had asked that question.

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I can assure you that it is in everyone's best interest that I was not asking questions because there would have been repeated attempts to get D.K. to offer suggestions on how to stop the runs.

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You mean advising the defense or...well, never mind.

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These Seahawks are way more fun than the hideous Kraken troll!

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I have a confession: I am thoroughly entertained by the Kraken troll based solely on the fact that I get to use my Flavor Flav voice and yell, "Yeah, Buoy!" every time I see it.

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I’m torn between happiness that we won and sadness that our draft position was hampered. 🤣 I am mostly rooting for nearly anything but a 7/8/9 win season. #middleofthepack

Can I just say that I absolutely love DK owning the need to take a 💩? That type of honestly is just not seen. I love the transparency and non-corporation answer.

Such a fun game to watch! Great way to kick off a Sunday.

Love my Hawks.

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We'll have to talk more, Shadraq, because I think that a 7-8-9 win season is a great sign for this team going forward, but that's a longer conversation.

I totally agree with you on D.K. It's totally endearing to me that he's kind of open about who he is whether it was apologizing for getting Twitter mad at Shannon Sharpe or joking about being a bit of a dog in his pursuit of romantic companionship, I find his honesty to be really endearing and show me that he -- like everyone -- is flawed, but the willingness to acknowledge that (or to admit he really had to go) cracks me up.

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I suppose it depends on faith in our first round prowess. I just figure the closer to the front of the line we are, the better our pick has a chance of being.

Could be I’m overthinking it.

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remember that the broncos losing and helping their draft pick mostly balances out our winning - in spite of our defensive "effort"

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