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My extraordinarily sober life

Fan fiction: Pete Carroll's 'Mole' undoes Denver

More average than awful

The (Not Quite So Difficult) Playoff Path

The Apostrophe's Patented Pick Projector

One pharmacy, 20 minutes and serious holiday desperation

Giving up a grudge, good for the soul

Free Danny: Audio for everyone

Where's the beef?

Richard Sherman and the refusal to conform

Richard Sherman: authentic, unapolegetic

Seahawkalypse in prime time

Trying to find a balance

Reflections of a weak white man

An old friend finds a new foe

Case closed for Seattle's quarterback

In focus: Seahawks playoff picture

My worst moment on the radio

Should Seattle have kept Bobby Wagner?

It's not that you can't, you shouldn't

Rub some dirt on it

Rediscovering my family's Thanksgiving

Denver: The gift that keeps on giving

Confession is good for the soul

Podcast: 'Russell is losing his mind out there'

It's all in the wrist(band)s

The petty part of Pete?

Free-for-all: Seahawks loss not as bad as it looks

The (wounded) bird app

Geno Smith and the importance of second acts

Cardinals have commitment issues

Re-Pete performance

Seahawks knew when to say when with Russ

Turns out Seattle's offense wasn't the problem

Seattle's offensive scheme wasn't the problem

Separating fact from fiction in the Russ roast

Russ, high knees and a plane old hilarious scene

When keeping it real loud goes wrong

The unde-Peted Seahawks are alive and well

I've never laughed harder

Dirty laundry, pot shots and NFL exits

The unfaithful following of Russell Wilson

Coaching 101: Rhules of success

The bigger picture of Seattle's loss

What's wrong with Russ?

Crazy Seahawks, resilient Cougs

Re-ride the rollercoaster

Getting an empty feeling in L.A.

Seahawks seem defenseless

An adjustment of expectations

The attendance issue at Washington

It was just so funny

A brand new sound, podcast 2.0

A memorable debut on the Palouse

A sorry attempt at an apology

The tennis brat

Don't believe the hype

A fresh start for a critical player

When a star moves on ...

The micro-media approach

'This is where hope goes to die'

The new era of NFL discipline isn't so new

The benefits of being uncomfortable

Julio robbed and Russ's new job

Russell Wilson is the exact same dude

You can't fix stupid

Fine. We'll do it live!

I was no match for the Fireball

Gravy trains, a goofy park and a bad finger

Metcalf stays put, Adams sees specialist

Live and let LIV? Not me

You find the funniest things online

The Pac-12 abandonment gets political

California scheming: The governor's mad

Learning from my mistakes

My pimples, MLB win streaks and the best scouting report ever

How often do bad teams win 14 in a row?

A breakout season in the worst way possible

The World of Sports

The Mariners were only mostly dead

Wink's stance, Billy Joe's car and "The Goonies" was real?

Billy Joe Hobert's muscle car

With a Wink and a smile, Mariners streak at 10

Chaos ball, golf shenanigans and a troubling comparison for Deshaun Watson's case

Disaster! Fireworks, the Pac-12 and LIV Golf

LIV from the apocalypse

Film study: The slow and the dumb

The Dang Apostrophe is unreadable today

Pac-12 found dead at the age of 107

Hope, a poem dedicated to Larry Scott

Crime, punishment and two hoop dreams

A most unlikely journey

His mother's son

And the winner is ...

The biggest losers

They're fighting, they're fighting!

The underlying flaw in NFL player discipline

The Mariners' fish story, James Bond on Broadway and an NFL trial balloon

The Mariners would kill for a case of the runs

Only in New York ...

Worried about D.K. Metcalf's contract extension? Not me

Which QB will start the season, will Jamal Adams finish it?

Worried about D.K. Metcalf's extension? Don't be

New stud in the secondary, new golf circuit and same ol' Mariners

Not everyone loves LIV Golf

Three things I learned from minicamp

Bad blood in Texas, a fresh start in Seattle

Three runs, four hits and an untimely errand

The time Jim Moore made Jerry Dipoto mad

A Mariners victory, an ejection and Internet beef

The Mariners (almost) totally redeem themselves

Too little, too late on Mariners spending

When can you quit your team?

This smells like suffering

Hard to hear about Earl Thomas

Of course Patrick Beverly will perform the way he plays

Pressure-cooker awaits top M's prospects

It's like deja vu all over again

When you mess with the wrong one

Lies, lies and (darn) draft coverage

Seahawks go back to the future for QB

The myth of Seattle's OL neglect

I think Seattle is staying put in Round One

Enter your Seattle draft-day predictions

John Schneider was ahead of his time

Seattle sticks to the program

Writing Styles of The Petty & Obnoxious

Lifestyles of the Rich & Obnoxious

Podcast: Kyler, Baker and the quarterback hot-taker

When the Mariners make you crazy

You'll pay more than money for mediocrity

The inaugural weekly Wednesday Forum

The kings of cutting it close

Messing with the messenger

Decoding the D.K. Metcalf rumors

Biting into a big fat nothing-burger

Seeing the other side of anger

A reminder that justice does in fact exist

This isn't Russell Wilson's first complicated exit

'It's all a gift'

Finding peace in an unlikely place

Remembering the trip of a lifetime

You can't unfollow me, I quit!

Podcast | This doesn't smell like a rebuild

A long way from innocent

Hotline Bling: The Dang Apostrophe edition

Go Broncs? Just doesn't sound right

Podcast: You rooting against Russ?

Podcast: If you love something, set it free

Group Chat: The Russell Wilson trade

What we learned: Russell Wilson trade

Podcast: A 'Sharp' stick in the eye

Bet you don't know this gambling scandal

I'm with the union, Jack

Podcast | Kyler Murray's Missive

Country living isn't as easy as you think

This is all about our dogs

Podcast | Episode 7

Rams bust the myth of the overly expensive quarterback

That's how I want to take my L's

Episode 6 | When things fall apart

Episode 5 | The Man I Am

Monday free-for-all: Defense matters

Episode 4 | Do I wanna be a jerk?

The Thinking Fan's Guide

Some Americans embarrassing themselves

Non-answers, Russell Wilson slander and one player's very bad morning

Progress report: The NFL is backpedaling

The Dang Apostrophe | Episode 3

Bengals proof anything is possible

Zen and the art of modern media criticism

By playing the victim, Rodgers is erring

"The Dang Apostrophe" podcast debut

Finding the write reasons

The team I'd least mind winning the NFC is ...

For your information: There was none

Discretion gets the better part of venom

One final kick in the pants

I wouldn't say I missed that game